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This is not a head fake with some cryptic second meaning or a self-promoting infomercial
by Robert Hollenshead
Feb 19 2013 9:13AM

We finally found the product that 100% takes all stink out of any car, van or truck.  I am not connected to the product, but I guarantee it.  I will buy any vehicle that has had the full Air Clenz application done that still stinks.  This stuff works.

How many times does a stinking unit become unsalable, wholesale or retail, millions?  How much more is the unit worth if it doesn't stink?  $100, $500, $2,000?  The nicest car in the world that stinks of the hanging Christmas trees is 100% sale-proof to a legitimate buyer (a none credit rat buyer, someone buying a “Car” not a “payment”, the credit rat customer is smoking weeks and needs the Christmas trees hanging from the rear view mirror). 

Would you put a car with a smashed fender on the front line?  Why would you put a stinking pig on the front line?  This solves the problem, I guarantee it.  You have zero downside.

I officially am making this proclamation:  I, Robert Hollenshead, will buy any car that has had the Air Cleanz aeration process done that still stinks like…whatever…cause it eliminates everything (beer, smoke, rear view mirror Christmas trees, vomit, pig snot in the center console, chicken bones, ice cream cones, gymnasium zones and all the smells that come with Little League Morones, vent mold, headliner stench, you name it,…including people (if you don’t pay attention to the directions).  I will pay the full face value of the mile adjusted Galves Auto Price List,  of the Trade in Marketplace Value  that you can publicly get off AutoTrader, or the mile adjusted MMR price, whichever is more.

This is a Nationwide guarantee, not "your money back", not "double your money back", no  no no.  This is "I'll buy the car" if it still stinks.  I have tried everything over 40 years, everything.  I have a full room at our shop stacked up with vaporizers, steam cleaners, pressure washers,  ionizers, cover-up, color-changers, religious promises, spray this scrub that, wait ten minutes and do it again…everything, and they all make it worse when the sun comes out. 


Go to AirClenz.com and you nose, inventory and checkbook will thank me, guaranteed.

Robert Hollenshead

Founder and President

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R. Hollenshead Auto Sales Inc.

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