Market Conditions Commentary
 
BIG HEARTED BOB'S NEW AUCTION BEVERAGE DEBUT on the horizon
by Robert Hollenshead
May 5 2012 9:45AM

BIG HEARTED BOB’S 


AUCTION BLOCK BEVERAGE   


Makes You Buy Cheap as well as Deep 


and Sell Well

 

The Chosen Beverage of Champion Car Buyers

 

After decades of research and development, this beverage has been scientifically proven by independent  laboratories to cause car buyers to rob (purchase at an advantageous price) cars at auction.  It takes five to thirty minutes to take effect (depending on individual metabolism rates and what the consumer was up to the night prior to auction).   

 

Warning:  Limit one per auction as overdose may cause the user to insult sellers and auctioneers which could cause retaliation, justifiable in court (depending on jurisdiction)

 

Second Warning In some cases users have bought merch so cheap that they got promoted and the new job description did not include going to the auction, in other words, they had to stay in jail all week (the dealership).  Consider yourself forewarned and I accept no legal responsibility for the consequences (because you know getting out of the retail showroom one to two days a week in like getting a furlough from jail.  You can BS somebody else, but not the Maestro of Manheim)

 

Contains, electrolytes, carbon filtered radiator fluid (to cool you down), and rationality vitamins commonly used to protect yourself from Post-Sale Prevention insanity (this allows a molecule of common sense to enter the process)


Should be available in the next few weeks depending on beuracratic red tape,


You gonna love it,

Robert Hollenshead  

 





1 Readers' Comments

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Yakov Bandura
Syracuse
NY 13206
10 years ago
Hi Bob, Good one LOL. Thank you for taking care of me this week. That's why I come back to your lane every week and always buy something. Your word means more then a 5.0 CR or Green Light. It's like buying a car with warranty on it but at wholesale level. NO ONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET DOES THAT!!! Thank you sir! Have fun next week @ Exotic Sale!