Market Conditions Commentary
Party hardy in lane 14 Friday
by Robert Hollenshead
Dec 29 2011 4:15PM
Party hardy in lane 14 Friday

We are in lane 14 tomorrow due to the Holiday schedule.  Our lane, where every day is a Holiday and every meal is a feast, every night is a Saturday night and never a car is a beast, will light up at 9AM and will run into the mid-afternoon.  

We are partying a bit early tomorrow.  We are passing out $10,000 in prizes.  You must be present to win.  It will start early and end late.  If you’re the winner on-line, we will contact you to deliver your prize.  Sheikh is in charge of the follow-up for simulcast winners.  His cell is 762 666 8888 (don’t tell him how you got the number, please).

This is our 20,000th unit sold for 2011  topped with the New Year Celebration.  If nothing else it should be fun to watch.  Plugs are all getting pulled, sparkling spirits will be on hand.  If I happen to get drunk early, don’t blame me.  I didn’t get the knick name “two beer Bob” (part of my half Irish heritage) for nothing.  I been working since I was 11 years old so I never really learned how to drink.  I’m starting before I get there so please don’t hold anything I say or do against me.  If you don’t want to hear  or see us,  consider yourself forwarned.  It’s kind of like a warning on the label or movie.

If for some unknown, impossibility that you aren’t with us in body or spirit (on-line) your New Year should sink into the ocean.  If you are smart eniogh to join with us, you should have a New Year that is stellar.  I can almost guarantee it.  I guarantee everything else, why not that also?

Get a good night’s sleep.


The Maestro

Robert Hollenshead

Founder and President

R. Hollenshead Auto Sales Inc.

1373 Lancaster Road - Manheim, PA 17545


office: (717) 664-2700

cell: (610) 960-6346

fax: (888) 225-1850