Market Conditions Commentary
 
Break out the lawn chairs or wear sneakers
by Robert Hollenshead
Apr 4 2013 1:22PM

I am not going to rag you today about what we have for Friday, but if you are a car buyer and you aren’t paying attention to this group you should be castrated.  Never before and possibly never again will you witness such an offering.  This ain’t  braggadocios  bluster, it’s a warning about a car buyers dream come true.

I picture you guys looking at snot on the static sites all week and watch little sale where thaere may be 20 or 40 cars of interest, I get it (not really).  But here no matter what you buy, there is groupings that if you added up what you saw all week it ain’t close to what you will witness here.  So here we go, lane 24 at 8:45, lane 23 at 12:30 (*!@#@!$#@%^&????), and lane 6 at 12:30($#@!#%^&**&^%$#@!).

If you are doing it on simulcast break out a lawn chair and get comfortable.  If you are coming to the 17545, wear sneakers.  It’s going to be a long day.  We’ll start at 8:45AM EST (for you mid-westerners that need to set the alarm clock) and it looks like we will end around dark.  As goofy as it seems, they won’t allow me to bring in food, liquor, girls or give anything away even though we will be the only lane running for the last 5 hours of the day.   I need you all to know that I was forced to stop giving things away and would happily supply them as I did for many years but silly people that have nothing better to do than complain about what we do (instead of working a little)  became too noisy for folks that stay in the office, odd but true, very odd.

I have another pile of cars stacked up in staging for next week (should have 1,000) so make no mistake Jake, the suckers that are on the ground today will have new names on the titles by sundown tomorrow. 

new car trades as well.  Go to their website to pass in review.We will be puffing up the numbers there (since we are unable to get numbers here at my home auction of the past 40 years, shameful, but true and I refuse to have to use "rep" services to get normal numbers).  If you were from Mars and heard this you would think it's impossible to be true, but it is.  Go pinch yourself.