Market Conditions Commentary
 
Noah's Ark is in the house, 96% sold in Ohio but definately sliding into a less agressive market
by Robert Hollenshead
Apr 10 2014 8:40AM

Thank you dealers that participated in the MADE event and thank you so much to all the staff at CFAA, incredible.  

Now we move to the 17545 for Friday.  We might not make it to 1,000 as we have 665 that are here or on their way.  We might fall a few short.  It looks like the market is slipping a smidge but, as always, we will sell directly into and through it, there will be no no-sales.  The merch we have in 24/25 for tomorrow is simply insane.  It looks like Noah’s Ark, nothing missing. 

Not that anyone cares about my advice but if you are a seller my opinion is to take the doe and let them go.  Spring sprang (past tense of was here and is not here anymore).  Now we are back to a strike market.  If you have a strike, or two, or God forbid three, it ain’t gonna be the walk in the park that we have had the pleasure of over the past month or so.  Brain dead zombies (deaf dumb and blind buyers paying wild for anything that is on wheels) that make any silly seller get the mistaken sense that they know what they are doing because anything you were throwing at the wall was sticking, is over.  You will need to wait another year, have a horrific winter with record snows that make Al Gore’s predictions go under new scrutiny from the creationists, to duplicate the past month or so. 

My prediction is that it will not happen again for a coon’s age so put it out of your mind, get real and sell them b…ches. 

That said I can promise you I will be taking my own advice, I will be selling for the first unit of the day to the last.  We start at 9AM and we will be the last lanes running, I would say till 2PM, not stop, no wiz breaks, no half stepping.  Looks like a bowl of Wheaties, a very tight jock strap. and about a 6 cigar day.  If you are coming, wear sneakers.  If you are at home set your alarm with enough time to get the keyboard oiled up for 9AM EST.  A feature  event that is about twice as long as Gone With The  Wind  starts rolling 9AM EST.

If you ain’t having fun but like ball busting hard work you probably should come join our crew…cause we’re having a cotton picking ball.

 Please have fun and sell well, Noah would want it to be that way.